needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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