You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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