Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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