Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you would pick up someone in the library
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
