i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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