Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
