the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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