How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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