that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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