The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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