the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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