Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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