What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
