Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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