so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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