is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Randomize
