let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
