I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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