i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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