what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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