Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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