I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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