Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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