so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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