you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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