I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
