just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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