yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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