Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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