trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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