if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I AM VODKA MAN
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
