I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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