the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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