Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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