Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We left the knife in your bed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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