Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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