You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Terrible idea I love it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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