too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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