If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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