before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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