pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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