5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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