Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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