I wish I could punch you in the face.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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