what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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