Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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