i was born a porn star she said
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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