I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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