I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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