Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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